The Top 10 Ways to tell if you're Obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean

10: To say "Yes" you say: "Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!"

9: You practice your Jack imitation three hours a day

8: When anything goes wrong, you wail "But why's the rum gone?!?"

7: You end every other sentence with "Savvy?"

6: You get gold teeth just to be like Jack

5: You slice your palm over a box of gold medallions just for the fun of it

4: When making any agreement, you say: "I suppose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp?"

3: You make rope out of back hair

2: You lie in bed awake for hours on end pondering just WHY the rum's gone.

And the #1 way to tell if you're obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean is:

1: You invoke the right of Parley with invading robbers