If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.
AND...Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are:
a. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, then use the duct tape.
b. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
c. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
10 comments:
FunnyCassi
okay,that was pretty good i am thinking about doing some of those things.
lololololol!!!
hahaha very funny,I have read them a million times!!!
lol - i'm sure they really do work, but they kinda sound like blonde remedies...... :)
:)
That was great. Cassi will you hold my vegetables while I cut them up? *laughing*
They would all work, but what are the remedies for the new problems the remedies create?
lol...those are hilarious!!!!
cool template, btw
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